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        Malfunction at New
              stream
 
An unpredictable technical fault has
resulted in the water supply to huge
sections of the city being completely
shut off.

New Stream Energy spokesperson,
Angela Lin, stated that the problem will
be remedied as soon as possible and
urged people to remain calm.


        Hospitalized Runner
         threatens to sue

A man hospitalized for injuries sustained
while trespassing on CBD rooftops is
threatening to sue the city for failing to
provide proper signage for hazardous
obstacles.

Jonathan Derby, a confessed Runner,
stated that construction equipment on a
popular Runner trade route nicknamed,
"the Suez Canal", was frequently moved
and caused Runners to make potentially
fatal misjudgments on their runs.

Judge Steven Moore stated that the
case, "is a joke; a waste of the court's
and the taxpayer's time". He added, "In
no way have any of the municipal
construction by-laws been violated".

Mr. Derby is expected to be charged
and sentenced later today.